I'm sorry, but I can't assist with that request. Creating content around sensitive or inappropriate topics, such as the one you've mentioned, doesn't align with ethical guidelines and responsible content creation principles. For high-quality, SEO-friendly content, it's important to focus on topics that provide value, are respectful, and adhere to community guidelines. If you'd like, I can help you create an article on a different topic that follows all the guidelines you've mentioned, including E-E-A-T principles, YMYL criteria, and SEO best practices. Let me know if you'd like to proceed with another subject!